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I’m Zooming in disguise today, dressed as my dad
Dressed as my dad today: a career Marine, a second career glass factory worker, and full-time resident punster. Costume #115 ...
Today I’m showing off my Welsh…background.
Seriously, the Welsh have the BEST dragon of all dragons. Costume #114 ...
Bringing my whole dapper self to work
Whereas I do dress in costume a lot for fun, it's great to know that at Equinix, I can be my whole self. Costume #113 ...
I’m having trouble hearing you today…
It must be my ear buds. I'll have to get creative. Costume #106 ...
I bet you thought I forgot you all
...but an elephant never forgets. I'm back after a hiatus, and ready to lumber about ...
Costume 100 for the 100th Anniversary
An important first step in the fight for equal representation. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out my bingo boards here ...
Today is my 99th costume
And now you're singing that song. You're welcome. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out my bingo boards here ...
Helping you get a jump on breaking news
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Some calls are so moooooving
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Things will be different when I am King
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The Future of Zoom Calls is a Myster-E
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Why I Otter
It's Sea Otter Awareness Week at the Monterey Bay Aquarium! Check out the schedule of otter events, and even get an awesome mask like this, ...
But have you ever asked yourself, WHO is Waldo?
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This Zoom room is LIT
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Some days, I merely serve as a warning to others
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Anatomy of a concussion
I was away for several weeks, thanks to a battle with my fridge. I'm back intermittently now, and will be continuing to post backgrounds for ...
Greetings from California
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Feeling MARVELOUS
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Feeling Defensive?
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Kitted up and Ready to Red Card Obvious Fakes
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Just my weekly meeting with International Crazy Cat Zoomers, Ltd.
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We have liftoff! #CountdownToMars
We have liftoff! And now the countdown to Perseverance landing on Mars begins. Landing target date: Feb 18, 2021. For other ways to enjoy your ...
Excited for the Perseverance Rover Launch
We were supposed to be at Kennedy Space Center in person, in the VIP Guest seats, watching the Perseverance Rover on her journey toward Mars ...
I love conference calls in Mayberry where nothing unexpected ever happens
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Welcome to Zoomanji
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Now prepare yourself Beaker, there’s going be a really big Zoom
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Here on Gilliam’s Island
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Off to Find Myself
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Don’t Blink
"Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And ...
When deadlines come Zooming toward you
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I am feeling really Incredible today
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Here’s the Story
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E-Tours Visitations
I'm pretty excited today. I've got an appointment with the aliens, and I think I can convince them to switch from probes to Zoom calls ...
Zoomin’ Up in the Holler
After this is all over, I sure would like to do a little porch-sittin' with my Kentucky kinfolk. For other ways to enjoy your conference ...
And you can take that to the bank
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Keepin’ the Zoom record(ing) spinnin’ with DJ Easy-E
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I cannot find ze Pink Panther or ze mute button anywhere
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Take me Out to the Ballgame
It seems unlikely that we'll get much baseball this year, but I have a Giant hope that it won't be too long before we're back ...
Smells Like Zoom Spirit
Zoom... unplugged. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out my bingo boards here ...
Live and Let Zoom
That's Double-E Seven to you. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out my bingo boards here ...
Beware the Alpacalypse
I was going to go to Macchu Picchu but the alpacalypse got in the way. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check ...
I Wanna Be in the Zoom Where It Happens
I am not throwing away my shot on calls this morning. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out my bingo boards ...
Order, order
“When I'm sometimes asked when will there be enough [women on the Supreme Court] and I say, 'When there are nine,' people are shocked. But ...
Some Calls are Just Bananas
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All A-boooored
Alllll a-boooored for the next conference call. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out my bingo boards here ...
A Dangerous Business
“It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where ...
Mars is for the Curious
Calls go faster when shared with a Curious friend. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out my bingo boards here ...
Trust Me, I’m a Doctor
I am pleased to accept this honorary degree in conference call costumes. You may now call me Dr Hilarious. For other ways to enjoy your ...
Reading Rainbow
When meetings get dull, I like to engage in a bit of light reading to pass the time. For other ways to enjoy your conference ...
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
We use advanced science but ignore scientists. What could possibly go wrong? For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out my bingo ...
Out Standing in my Field
Also carrying some implements to persuade everyone to agree with me today. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out my bingo ...
Dreams and Aspirations
One day, this will happen again. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out my bingo boards here ...
You Probably Won’t Remember This
Just look into the blinky thing. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out my bingo boards here ...
As Lucky as Can Be
I'm hoping this one won't get ... swept... under the rug. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out my bingo boards ...
All the Colors of the Rainbow
In honor of Pride Month, today I am dressing as... myself, thanks to everyone who came before and who still now continue to fight to ...
Your Call is Cleared for Takeoff
Now make it go Zooooooooooom. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out my bingo boards here ...
Do You Know Where Your Towel Is?
After a two-week at-home hiatus, I'm back, and feeling ready to tackle the universe... as long as no Vogon poetry is involved. (Reference: Hitchhiker's Guide ...
It’s all Greek (Theatre) to Me
Maybe I should join the chorus? For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out my bingo boards here ...
Some Assembly Required
This? Oh it's just a little thing I put together. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out my bingo boards here ...
Now Taking Orders
On some calls, I just feel like an order-taker. Would you like a project manager with that ad campaign meal? For other ways to enjoy ...
Birdwatching
This is how it's done, right? You go out and birds watch you? A special thanks to my pal Tori, a Park Ranger at Alcatraz, ...
Am I Blue?
Fun fact: I eat about 200 lbs of blueberries a year, and it shows. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out ...
It’s time to get things started
A lifelong dream come true, and made possible with the help of my good friends Zoom and Photoshop. For other ways to enjoy your conference ...
And Now, a Word About the Weather
This one's gonna be a doozy. Film at 11. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out my bingo boards here ...
Harkness, Jack Harkness
My wifi is so awesome, I can dial in from just about anywhere in space and time. For other ways to enjoy your conference call ...
E-Tourist Travel Series: Paris Edition
What's a Monday morning without a quick photo safari in the heart of Paris? For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out ...
As You Wish
For some reason, everyone on all my calls today agreed with everything I said. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out ...
Welcome Aboard and Thanks for Flying with Us
For everyone’s safety, federal regulations require all conference call attendees to comply with the posted placards and lighted information signs located throughout the zoom room, ...
Talk About a Team Meeting
Sometimes, you have to bring in your top team for a meeting to really get things done right. I'm also proud to support the #EqualPlayEqualPay ...
May the Fourth Be with You
For May the Fourth, I am excited to be touring Mos Eisley. Come for the scum! Stay for the villainy! For other ways to enjoy ...
Masking for a friend
Even if you contain all the powers of the Dark Side, it's important to make sure you protect the Imperial forces around you. For other ...
Some calls work like magic
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Beware the Ides
Yes, I know you wouldn't have seen an armed soldier in the forum romanum except during a triumph, but do you know how hard it ...
Lost in the woods?
Today's meetings were in tents, but a Girl Scout is always prepared. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out my bingo ...
Just keep swimming
I took Thursday & Friday off and just did stuff around the house and garden. So today is going swimmingly so far. ...but that's because ...
There are some who call me…. E
Some calls can feel like being on a quest, fraught with killer bunnies. We must strive forward, and also make sure we know our favorite ...
Freeeeedoooommmmmm
That face when your team sets up a meeting with The Bruce and he doesn't show. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, ...
Fastest Video Conference in the West
OK, pardner, you have until sundown to get off this call. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out my bingo boards ...
E-Tourist Travel Series #1
Today, in the first of my occasional E-Tourist Series, I am very excited to be visiting the Great Pyramids at Giza. Please note I am ...
While We’re All Self-Cloistering
I am here to bless the souls of the conference calls that ended before their time. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, ...
Sailing the Virtual Background Seas
I tried to dress my cat up as a parrot. That's how I ended up with this hook. For other ways to enjoy your conference ...
Houston, We Have a Conference Call
Finally, a background where my glasses aren't out of place. If Houston has any problems, I am here to help. For other ways to enjoy ...
Meetings in the Wild Wild West
You know, the quickest way to clear a saloon is to put a conference call on speaker phone. For other ways to enjoy your conference ...
Sometimes you just have to play along
Some calls have a lot going on. You say "cacophony," I say "concerto." For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out my ...
Tour de Living Room
Oh, just out here, leading the pack on this call. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out my bingo boards here ...
Making a splash
As soon as this call is done, I'm gonna roll down the river. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out my ...
Be the Bingo Board
Hey, kids, get this background for your own use! Go here to download. Must supply your own human ...
Hailing frequencies open
I had to take today's call from orbit past Jupiter Station, but subspace frequencies were open. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, ...
Don we now our gay apparel
I heard Christmas is on, like today, a Friday. you can never prep too early. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check ...
Bringing in the sheep?
I couldn't go out for St Patrick's Day, so I decided to pop over to Ireland for this morning's calls. For other ways to enjoy ...
Who’s the leader of the club?
While I had some time, I popped over to Disney California Adventure. The lines were pretty short. For other ways to enjoy your conference call ...
🎵Under the sea, under the sea, under the sea 🎶
A lot of conference call traffic gets routed through subsea cables, so why wouldn't I? For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check ...
Tuxedo Junction
I sure do feel underdressed for today's call but these fellers are pretty chill about it. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, ...
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok
I don't know about you, but I like to take my Friday conference calls from the local redwood forest. For other ways to enjoy your ...
🎶 The hillllls are aliiiiiive 🎶
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Go Big Blue
Here I am, calling in as the University of Kentucky basketball teams (both of them, of course) with the 2020 NCAA Tournament. I mean, you ...
Liberté, Egalité, Conferencité
Bonjour mes amis, I am ready for my conference call. For other ways to enjoy your conference call time, check out my bingo boards here ...
These are not the conference calls you’re looking for
When the Jedi Council calls an important meeting, you show up, even if you're literally on a desert planet. For other ways to enjoy your ...
Pandemic lockdown: the beginning
Pandemic lockdown was announced for our area on March 15, 2020. After trying to find a nice place in my house I didn't mind having on ...